I decided not to post the yawningbread article because the flaws in that article were quite obvious this time, compared to the previous one. I have however decided to post my bro's Testimonial so people like Gid and Mel can make fun of it, and the rest of you will be warned about what kind of BS our teachers can pull off next time. My commentaries will be in brackets.
Name: Ong Yu Heng (Not Godwin eh =\)
Reason for Leaving: Completion of Study (Otherwise wad. They write testimonials for emigrants and dropouts arh?)
Mr Ong Yu Heng was a student of this college from 2004-2005 where he pursued (Isn't it persue?) a course in the Science Faculty.
Yu Heng is an amiable student with good communication skills (O rly). Approachable and friendly (BS), he relates well to his tutors and peers alike. A responsible and trustworthy team player (O RLY), Yu Heng can be relied on to complete assigned tasks competently and efficiently (You don't rely on people to complete tasks incompetently right). An important and constructive member of his "Project Work" (Ooh, inverted commas. Sounds so suspicious) group, Yu Heng was instrumental in guiding his diverse group members towards the completion of theuir tasks. Sensible and helpful (BS), Yu Heng takes the initiative to lend a helping hand whenever the need ariswes (O rly). During the College Fun Fair, he stayed back - way beyond his shift hours to ensure that there was sufficient manpower for the class' games stall (Scarly he kena sabo into it den how). It must be added here (O rly) that this was just one of the many occasions that he has lent his support to the college in his quiet and unassuming way (QUIET AND UNASSUMING WAY *Raises wtf flag*) His sense of integrity is indeed very strong as he offers his time and completes his duties to the best of his abilities wihtout any supervision required.
During his two years at our college, Yu Heng has made satisfactory (Not good den say lar) progress in his academic subjects. Diligent and teachable (Wah, how come he's never diligent or teachable for me sia. =\ My bro hates me ;_;), Yu Heng is a steady and highly motivated learner ("Aah Science at this level is BS" I quote Yu Heng) who is serious about improving his grades (O rly). He is always prepared for tutorials and took the initiative to clarify his doubts with his tutors (IOW he dumb cannot understand lecture and tutorial larh)
Besides academic excellence, Yu Heng also strove to participate in various college activities (BS I bet he kena taupok blackmail) As a dedicated member of the Speakers' Club, he attended the Club's sessions faithfully (No contribution then say lar) and honed his oratorical skills conscientiously (No wonder he can BS so well >_>). Indeed, Yu heng thinks through his ideas thoroughly and articulates them convincingly.
As part of the college 'Community Involvement Programme' (I tot CIP was to everyone), Yu Heng also helped enthusiastically in the sale of flags for several welfare organizations and raised funds for the Whispering Hearts Family Service Centre (Wah selling flags demn enthu sia my bro xi bei shiok dun play play)
Whatever Yu heng undertakes in future (TEH UNDERTAKER), one can be sure that he will bring the same sense of diligence and commitment that he has shown during the two years at Saint Andrew's Junior College.
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Wow. Gwin is a hardworking diligent nice person? Wah, that's like saying Gid's a guaizai. o_O
Oh well he's gone for NS anyway so >_>
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