Flat Conversation with SZ

Oh, the little gems of life that make it so amusing.

Two of us began a conversation, and I was talking about not being able to relaunch the opponent into the air after Millia's d.HS j.S j.HS. It IS real difficult btw >_>

HERR: I can't seem to do it =SZ: >_> different characters have different weights, so maybe your opponent's weight is differernt...?
HERR: I did it on Ky. >_>
SZ: >_> KY IS FLAT I CANT DO HALF MY SLAYER COMBOS ON HIM O_O
SZ: lol
HERR: o_O Wait. Flat......???
SZ: yarrr. Using May right, I cant use my basic combo on him.
HERR: Flat in what sense...?
SZ: because he's flat, and so is Millia. Millia isnt as flat, but still quite bad…
HERR: >_> Can't you just say light?
SZ: they're not light , they're flat >_>
SZ: its the only way I can describe him o_O
HERR: >_> You do know flat is a term used to describe women, right?
SZ: no la >_>
HERR: >_> I can't picture you describing Ky as flat. >_>
HERR: Much less Millia >_>
SZ: >_> If May cant poke him with a dolphin properly, he's flat >_>
HERR: Umm >_> Urbandictionary:

Flat:

1. The name given to an apartment which you rent weekly or
monthly.
2. The name given to someone who is not cool and is dull
and boring
3. The name given to a woman with no or hardly any breasts.
4. Something which is level, does not decrease or increase.
5. The name given to something filled with air which is now
de-flated.

SZ: o_O""""""
HERR: >_> You see, when you say a person is flat, you usually refer to her body. If you want to refer to his/her personality you kinda say so. >_>
SZ: -.-"""""""
HERR: People just love slang definitions nowadays >_>
SZ: ok Ky is flat, 4 >_>
HERR: Uhh >_> That's not exactly the best definition to use either >_> It's ambiguous.
SZ: >_<"""" I dunno la
HERR: >_> just say light.
SZ: he just hits the ground very quickly, so that means Ky is damn heavy =o
HERR: No >_>
SZ: yes!
HERR: Physics rules that if you drop a 1-ton weight and an apple at the same height, they will fall at the same rate. Acceleration due to gravity is constant and one's mass doesn't matter here. >_>
HERR: The only difference is how much it hurts.
SZ: you try doing: HS, pilebunker, RC, F.HS , Pilebunker, RC, F.HS, pilebunker on him
SZ: it wont work, because he's flat =o
SZ: lol
HERR: >_> no comment.
SZ: >_>
Herr: >_> Just.... don't... use... the word flat to describe people >_>
SZ: >_<"""""""" lol