Just when I thought the Tekam's trip was rather weird, Jarrel tells me about what happened to the Sec 4s. It's the Leadership Development Programme 2005, where the S4s head over to Gurong Lembak for their camp.
Apparently you aren't supposed to bring things like walkmans and stuff, and if you do, others are allowed to steal it at night. You can do other stuff at night, like grab a person's shoes and toss them up a tree, slash up their tents, steal their clothes, etc. All in the name of 'raiding' other camps. Only two rules apply for raiding: No fire, no hurting other person directly. o_O
Li Hao Yi (If you didn't know already, son of PM of S'pore) wrote a very interesting song about LDP 2k5.
GEP (G):
This camp is my camp,
This camp is your camp,
We set the borders,
You don't cross over,
You send your raiders,
We steal your wa-ter,
This camp will soon belong to me.
Mainstream (M):
You come and whack us,
That really scares me,
Too bad some planning,
Would come in handy,
But that won't help you,
Because we'll be the first to start,
Your shoes will soon be up a tree.
G: Your raft is sinking,
It's not surprising,
Your skills in knotting,
Are sorely lacking,
If you don't check it
You'll find some deep-shit,
That is just pure stupidity.
M: You're wise-ass panzies,
G: You're leftist nut-jobs,
M: You're just some wussies,
G: You're dumb as a doorknob,
M: We're gonna raid you,
G: But we'll still be the first to start,
All: This camp will soon belong to me.
Teacher: This camp was my camp.
A: But now it's our camp!
A: From Gurong Lembak,
To Singapore Islands,
G: From the wise ass panzies,
M: To the leftist nut-jobs,
A: This camp belongs,
This camp belongs,
This camp~ belongs~ to you and me!
o_O the son of the PM is weird.
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