Randomness

Just when you thought I could go more serious...

WELL, GUESS WHAT, YOU'RE RIGHT!

Today I have here in me a new bout of randomness.

I have decided to ask my friends a question I wondered whether they knew the answer to.

KW:

In sooth, I know not why I am so cool. says:
Why are Koko Crunch Breakfast Cereals so chocolatey?
Let's believe in the future!*车到山前终有路, 船到桥头自然直!*IAMOTAUYOC* says:
O_o
Let's believe in the future!*车到山前终有路, 船到桥头自然直!*IAMOTAUYOC* says:
Erm, cos' the Koko the koala and the boy went to disturb some dragon in his palace by stealing his chocolate pillow and thus caused some chocolatey flood to cover the wheatfields and poof, it became Koko Crunch?

Bryan:

In sooth, I know not why I am so cool. says:
Why are Koko Crunch Breakfast Cereals so chocolatey?
 Nasi  "何を見てるの？" says:
because a dragon stole all the chocolotes and hid them away
 Nasi  "何を見てるの？" says:
but 2 brave warriors went to the dragons lair
 Nasi  "何を見てるの？" says:
and the dragon got angry and breathed fire
 Nasi  "何を見てるの？" says:
then the chocolate poured onto the wheatfield
 Nasi  "何を見てるの？" says:
and Poof! it became Koko Crunch!

SZ:

In sooth, I know not why I am so cool. says:
Why are Koko Crunch Breakfast Cereals so chocolatey?
Inuyasha says:
umm
Inuyasha says:
O_o
Inuyasha says:
the LH produces lots of testosterone...?
Inuyasha says:
lol
In sooth, I know not why I am so cool. says:
O_O WRONG ANSWER'D
Inuyasha says:
OH NO O_O
Inuyasha says:
>_>
Inuyasha says:
lol
In sooth, I know not why I am so cool. says:
Why are Koko Crunch Breakfast Cereals so chocolatey?
Inuyasha says:
crazy ninjas went and threw shurikens at a pot and broke the jar, releasing chocolate into the windfill
Inuyasha says:
and POOF
Inuyasha says:
it became koko crunch >_>
Inuyasha says:
lol
In sooth, I know not why I am so cool. says:
PHEW.

Jun Yi:

In sooth, I know not why I am so cool. says:
Why are Koko Crunch Breakfast Cereals so chocolatey?
staining the twilight black_// memories of perfect love you gave to me my sacrifice; says:
-.-;;
staining the twilight black_// memories of perfect love you gave to me my sacrifice; says:
because they had chocolate poured on them by a giant spaceship
In sooth, I know not why I am so cool. says:
And?
staining the twilight black_// memories of perfect love you gave to me my sacrifice; says:
and...?
staining the twilight black_// memories of perfect love you gave to me my sacrifice; says:
i mean isnt that why theyre chocolatey
staining the twilight black_// memories of perfect love you gave to me my sacrifice; says:
what thing is not chocolatey after having that happen

Kevin Low:

In sooth, I know not why I am so cool. says:
Why are Koko Crunch Breakfast Cereals so chocolatey?
*IAMOTAUYOC* My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it's all gone. says:
Once upon a time, there was a great chocolate factory. One day, a boy called Charlie went in there because of a golden ticket he had bought, and messed with the switches. The factory exploded, and all the chocolate flowed onto a wheat field, and POOF! KOKO CRUNCH!

Cleon:

In sooth, I know not why I am so cool. says:
Why are Koko Crunch Breakfast Cereals so chocolatey?
Jacko is now, a bona fide dumbass. Guess who he's sueing next? The richest man in the world. BILL F-ING GATES. says:
Uhh, wtf?
In sooth, I know not why I am so cool. says:
>_>
Jacko is now, a bona fide dumbass. Guess who he's sueing next? The richest man in the world. BILL F-ING GATES. says:
They have cocoa beans in them? >_>

Zhang Quan:

In sooth, I know not why I am so cool. says:
Why are Koko Crunch Breakfast Cereals so chocolatey?
HPGW! ||. boingboing! let's bounce off into paradise and be happy! says:
O_O
HPGW! ||. boingboing! let's bounce off into paradise and be happy! says:
okayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...
In sooth, I know not why I am so cool. says:
That's your answer?
HPGW! ||. boingboing! let's bounce off into paradise and be happy! says:
no...
HPGW! ||. boingboing! let's bounce off into paradise and be happy! says:
waitwait
HPGW! ||. boingboing! let's bounce off into paradise and be happy! says:
because the koko got crunched lor. because if you crunch koko when you pronounce it then it becomes like COCO like koko i singurushiisu so it becomes crunched so it's westernized then it's like coco lee and then you get chocobo also because it's a western song so hahahahaha then it becomes engurushiisu and westerners like chocolate more so must be chocolatey
HPGW! ||. boingboing! let's bounce off into paradise and be happy! says:
it's just like a roaring cement truck then goes COCOCOCOCOCOCO
HPGW! ||. boingboing! let's bounce off into paradise and be happy! says:
and cement is liquid and starts with the same letter as chocolate but is of a lighter hue. so before it solidifies the chocobo went to pour cocoa seeds inside and the cement became chocolate
HPGW! ||. boingboing! let's bounce off into paradise and be happy! says:
yay!

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Please see for yourself. Out of 8 people (myself included), only 4 people know of the true tale of Koko Crunch, and it's outdated info on Koko Crunch some more. Only 3 (Bryan knows but that was post-question) know about recent Koko Crunch findings.

THE WORLD IS AT STAKE! WE MUST EDUCATE OUR CHILDREN ON WHY KOKO CRUNCH IS SO CHOCOLATEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!