Men are hard to please

I got this in an email from one of the Thai delegates for IYE (Read up August if you forgot. >_>) Yes, he still keeps in touch with the entire Singaporean team. XD Quite amusing IMO, and it's not too farfetched either. =P

Men Are Hard To Please

The problems with GUYS:

If you TREAT him nicely, he says you are IN LOVE with him;

If you don't, he says you are PROUD.

If you DRESS nicely, he says you are trying to LURE him;

If you don't, he says you are from KAMPUNG.

If you ARGUE with him, he says you are STUBBORN;

If you keep QUIET, he says you have no BRAINS.

If you are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;

If he's Smarter than you, he is GREAT.

If you don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS you;

If you Love him, he will try to LEAVE you.(very true huh?)

If you don't make love with him, he says you don't Love him;

If you do!! He says you are CHEAP.

If you tell him your PROBLEM, he says you are TROBLESOME;

If you don't, he says that you don't TRUST him.

If you SCOLD him, you are like a NANNY to him;

If he SCOLDS you, it is because he CARES for you.

If you BREAK your PROMISE, you Cannot be TRUSTED;

If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.

If you SMOKE, you are BAD girl;

If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMANLY.

If you do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;

If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.

If you HURT him, you are CRUEL;

If he HURTS you, you are too SENSITIVE!!

SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!!

If you send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true...

But if you don't, they say you are selfish...

Send this to guys out there anyway...

Send it to girls too; give them some laughter...

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Well, what can I say? XD It's pretty darn true. >_> 'save for a few, but hey.